Let's say somebody steals your car and replaces it with a lemon.
And then, later, someone else offers you a good car. And you tell your friends, "This looks like a good car, a better car than the one I've been stuck with. I'm inclined to take it."
But then you're reminded that the thug who stole your car and replaced it with a lemon is a big wheel. He's got clout. He could hurt you. In fact, he sends goons around to your house to quiz you about what you reportedly said. So you publicly backpedal from having said you'd prefer the better car.
But the truth is, you hate the lemon that was foisted on you, and you really do want the better car, and you were being honest when you said so.
This is roughly the position in which Iraqi prime minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki now finds himself.
Maliki, as you may have heard, gave an interview published online Saturday in the German magazine Der Spiegel, on the brink of Barack Obama's visit to Iraq, in which Maliki was quoted as saying – more than once – that he likes the timetable of Obama's troop withdrawal plan, and that he thinks it is in accord with what Iraqis want.
This, of course, isn't the story line that Maliki's sponsors in the Bush Administration want to hear, and so Administration enforcers immediately got to work on Maliki. According to the New York Times:
"Diplomats from the United States Embassy in Baghdad spoke to Mr. Maliki’s advisers on Saturday, said an American official, speaking on condition of anonymity... After that, the [Iraqi] government’s spokesman, Ali al-Dabbagh, issued a statement casting doubt on the magazine’s rendering of the interview."
But, the Times goes on to say, Dabbagh's denial pointed to no specific mistranslation, and, further, the allegedly erring interpreter works for Maliki, not for the German magazine. Moreover, the Times obtained a recording of the interview on its own and found, through an independent translation, that Maliki's statements seemed to clearly praise Obama's withdrawal plan. This from the Times:
"The following is a direct translation from the Arabic of Mr. Maliki’s
comments by The Times: 'Obama’s remarks that — if he takes office — in
16 months he would withdraw the forces, we think that this period could
increase or decrease a little, but that it could be suitable to end the
presence of the forces in Iraq.' He continued: 'Who wants to exit in a
quicker way has a better assessment of the situation in Iraq.'"
Not a convincing case for Maliki's denials.
Der Spiegel, too, stands adamantly by its story.
So the whole thing looks a lot like a man caught between his desire to tell the truth and his fear of having to face a couple of the Big Boss's gorillas wielding lead pipes.
It's tragic for Iraq as well as for the United States, this scared-stiff prime minister tremblingly disowning his own truthful assessment of his country. It's also a brutal portrait of the contrast between the bully-and-lie politics of the current White House, with its latest "general time horizon" babble about troop withdrawals, and the approach of Obama, who brings an actually presidential perspective to the real problem of ending this awful war. Maliki, understandably, succumbed for a moment to the relative good sense of Obama's basic grasp on reality. Now he is paying for it.
If you've kept tabs on me, you know I'm no Obama cheerleader. But, cripes, come January, won't it be nice for us to have an actual president?